Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons learned at the Land Rover Kentucky CCI5*-L

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons learned at the Land Rover Kentucky CCI5*-L 10. Everyone still calls it Rolex. 9. Everyone still calls it a four-star… 8. Boyd Martin could pilot a 12hh pony around Kentucky while wearing a blindfold. 7. Chris Talley wins Mr. Congeniality by a landslide….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons equestrians make the ultimate parents

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons equestrians make the coolest parents 10. Mucking stalls instills a serious work ethic. 9. You teach your kid how to drive a tractor before it can walk. 8. Your kid knows how to call an ambulance. You taught them for when they supervise…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can use on equestrians you really can’t stand

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can use on equestrians you really can’t stand 10. Sitting trot? Looks more like a sit and flop. 9. You miss distances so badly there’s a rumour circulating that you’re legally blind. 8. You’re getting a little big for your breeches… Literally. 7. You…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons your horse is living the dream, not you

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons your horse is living the dream, not you 10. Your horse gets joint injections, massage therapy, acupuncture and you only go to the doctor when by ambulance. 9. When you ride badly, everyone says poor horse; when your horse is an ass, somehow…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – EXTREMELY questionable things only equestrians do while driving

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – EXTREMELY questionable things only equestrians do while driving 10. Clean your tack. 9.  Contemplate which random objects you see out your window would make good cross-country jumps. 8. Drive like a lunatic to beat the ‘optimum time’ on your GPS. 7. Continuously refresh live scores on your…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for NEVER competing at a CCI5*-L

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for NEVER competing at a CCI5*-L 10. I made the safe choice and went to University. 9. My horse never liked flying changes and I did not want to put any pressure on him. 8. I could never find a good enough coach. 7.  My parents were too…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Comments overheard at the scoreboard

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Comments overheard at the scoreboard 10. That dressage judge screwed me, my coach told me I put in the winning test. 9. It’s totally unfair that I have to compete against Olympians. 8. Those unlucky four rails cost me a ribbon. 7.  As…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians 10. Sorry about your injury and that you haven’t thought of a more bad ass backstory for it. 9. I know that you are horribly sick, but remember that I’ll always be there…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Ultra unique ways to get Eliminated at an event

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Instead of exiting the dressage arena at ‘A’ in a walk at the end of your test, pick up a gallop and attempt to jump the judges’ booth. 9. Ride any of the three phases with a lunge whip. 8. Jump the warm-up fences backwards…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons most equestrians are single

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons most equestrians are single 10. Manure is not a sexy fragrance. 9. Your whip and spurs scare potential lovers off. 8. You once suggested to your boyfriend that you could help him lose weight by lunging him. 7. Clucking in the bedroom is considered rude. 6. Your last partner gave…

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