Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Online courses to help your average equestrian

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. “How to dress for the soup kitchen – so you cannot be identified as a rider.” 9. “The big choice: Health or disability insurance when you can only afford one.” 8. “How to marry rich.” Includes the bonus course – “Coping strategies when your rich…

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Today’s Top 10 – Things equestrians won’t dare post on social media

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I’m happy Michael Jung didn’t go to this year’s WEG because I was getting bored of him winning everything. 9. I love my OTTB because that is all I can afford and it pisses me off I am so damn poor. 8. There should be a weight…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Clinics that would be a major help for eventers

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits.   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Clinics that would be a major help for eventers 10. How to marry a millionaire 9. Mark Todd teaches – How to rock Eventing as a senior citizen 8. Social media for dummies (AKA armchair eventers) 7. Pat Parelli teaches – How to slow your horse down without drawing blood 6. Ways to get a lame horse to pass a…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons my rider is in the dirt

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. The bitch spurred me too hard. 9. Circles are boring, I like to dance on two legs. 8. Rumour has it she was riding a mechanical bull at a bar on the weekend, wanted to see if it was true. 7. For a split second,…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things that make equestrians say “F***”

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits.   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things that make equestrians say “F***” 10. When you go to top up your horse’s water and there’s crap in it. 9. Showing up at a far away horse show only to realize you forgot your tall boots. 8. Spilling Regu-Mate all over yourself. 7. Hearing the judge’s bell ring in the middle of your dressage test. 6….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Thoughts your horse has while getting clipped

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Why do I have to get shaved when you won’t even shave your own legs? 9. You missed a spot you dumb bitch. 8. If you clip a stupid cloverleaf or heart on my ass again this year, you’ll be sorry. 7. I wish you weren’t…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Rule changes that would leave eventers shook

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.” 10. If you believe a dressage judge scored your test unfairly, you can arm wrestle them for a better score. If you win, you get 10 penalties off your score, if you lose, 20 penalty points get added to your score. 9. At horse inspections, all horses will…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Thoughts your horse has during dressage

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I bet I can do this dressage test so fast that we’ll set a world record. 9. All these circles are making me dizzy. 8. Don’t worry, I can easily clear that tiny white fence! Let’s get out of here. 7. Going on the bit makes…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things horses always spook at

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Dogs. The smaller, the scarier. 9. Water. You are wearing an inflatable emergency life jacket but I’m not! 8. Gusts of wind. A clear sign of a tornado. 7. Shadows. You never know what is lurking in them. 6. Suspicious flowers. Could conceal murderers.  …

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things riders think on cross-country

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Jump judge, your chair is on my line… You better duck! 9. I need to start exercising, I can’t breathe and it is only fence 11! 8. I’m getting run off with! 7. Sh*t… Where is my next fence? 6. Lost my stirrup… Argh… Won’t…

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