Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for NEVER competing at a CCI5*-L

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for NEVER competing at a CCI5*-L 10. I made the safe choice and went to University. 9. My horse never liked flying changes and I did not want to put any pressure on him. 8. I could never find a good enough coach. 7.  My parents were too…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Comments overheard at the scoreboard

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Comments overheard at the scoreboard 10. That dressage judge screwed me, my coach told me I put in the winning test. 9. It’s totally unfair that I have to compete against Olympians. 8. Those unlucky four rails cost me a ribbon. 7.  As…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians 10. Sorry about your injury and that you haven’t thought of a more bad ass backstory for it. 9. I know that you are horribly sick, but remember that I’ll always be there…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Ultra unique ways to get Eliminated at an event

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Instead of exiting the dressage arena at ‘A’ in a walk at the end of your test, pick up a gallop and attempt to jump the judges’ booth. 9. Ride any of the three phases with a lunge whip. 8. Jump the warm-up fences backwards…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons most equestrians are single

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons most equestrians are single 10. Manure is not a sexy fragrance. 9. Your whip and spurs scare potential lovers off. 8. You once suggested to your boyfriend that you could help him lose weight by lunging him. 7. Clucking in the bedroom is considered rude. 6. Your last partner gave…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about during lengthy trailer rides

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Bitch, my hay net is already empty. 9. Maybe I can paw my way out of this boring box. 8. I wouldn’t have guessed that it’s possible, but your driving is even worse than your riding… 7. Why is there no freaking A/C in here? This…

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Top 10 – New Year’s resolutions your horse is aiming for

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I’ll gallop full throttle on cross-country so we never have time faults again. 9. I vow to become a better jumper. I’m going to practice all day hopping out of my paddock. 8. You seem kind of nervous about ditches so I won’t jump them anymore. 7….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Stupidest Christmas gifts for equestrians

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Pajamas – “What would I need these for when my horse needs a new blanket?” 9. Keith Urban concert tickets – “These are not for Rolex…” 8. Longines watch – “This is useless; the face is too small for me to read on cross-country.” 7. Godiva chocolates – “Yuck! My horse prefers candy…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Animals we would be better off riding than horses

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits.   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Animals we would be better off riding than horses 10. Elephants – Much smarter than your average horse. 9. Ostriches – Have you ever seen an ostrich buck someone off? 8. Pigs – If you get sick of your pig mount, there will always be bacon. 7. Dolphins – Who wouldn’t want to ride a dolphin? 6. Giraffes…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons to date an equestrian

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits.   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons to date an equestrian 10. Equestrians are easy to buy gifts for – A new horse is always a safe choice. 9. You will never have to worry about your date arguing about politics – She is too busy voicing her opinion about the latest FEI rule changes. 8. You don’t have to ever worry about ‘protecting’…

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