Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for getting your butt kicked at a horse show

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I would have won if my horse didn’t pull five rails. 9. My groom forgot my lucky whip. 8. If I could ride my dressage test in draw reins he would have been perfect. 7. ‘If Oliver Townend didn’t show up’ – Every American at…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons horse sales are ridiculously easy and stress-free

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. When horses go lame, you can obviously get a huge amount of insurance money. 9. Buyers never try your horse 19 times and then tell you that it is out of their budget. 8. It is a risk-free profession with no chance of breaking…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Atrocious things horses do and why

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Shit in their water buckets. – “That’s for not giving me more grain.” 9. Rolling immediately after you bathe them. – “I hate the smell of that shampoo you use on me.” 8. Rip their brand new blankets off during turnout. – “I told you…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Irrational fears that haunt every equestrian

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10) Showing up at a horse show only to realize you forgot your horse. 9) The wind tipping over a Port-A-Potty while you are in it. 8) Falling off of your horse and it running away into the wild. Forever. 7) Having an ‘Rated R’ wardrobe…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things that are only acceptable in the “Horse World”

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10) Eating food off of the barn floor. The five-second rule doesn’t even apply. 9) Avoiding going to the doctor by borrowing your horse’s drugs here and there. 8) Avoiding going to the hospital by having your vet X-ray things you may have broken… 7) Showing…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons horses are better than husbands

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Your horse doesn’t grumble when you purchase new tack. 9. Your horse only passes gas in the barn or outside. 8. Your horse will never leave you for your groom. 7. Your horse never comments on your weight. 6. Your horse doesn’t bitch about what you serve…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons learned at the Land Rover Kentucky CCI5*-L

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons learned at the Land Rover Kentucky CCI5*-L 10. Everyone still calls it Rolex. 9. Everyone still calls it a four-star… 8. Boyd Martin could pilot a 12hh pony around Kentucky while wearing a blindfold. 7. Chris Talley wins Mr. Congeniality by a landslide….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons equestrians make the ultimate parents

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons equestrians make the coolest parents 10. Mucking stalls instills a serious work ethic. 9. You teach your kid how to drive a tractor before it can walk. 8. Your kid knows how to call an ambulance. You taught them for when they supervise…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can use on equestrians you really can’t stand

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can use on equestrians you really can’t stand 10. Sitting trot? Looks more like a sit and flop. 9. You miss distances so badly there’s a rumour circulating that you’re legally blind. 8. You’re getting a little big for your breeches… Literally. 7. You…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons your horse is living the dream, not you

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons your horse is living the dream, not you 10. Your horse gets joint injections, massage therapy, acupuncture and you only go to the doctor when by ambulance. 9. When you ride badly, everyone says poor horse; when your horse is an ass, somehow…

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