Today’s Top 10 – Things horse people won’t dare post on social media

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Today’s Top 10 – Things horse people won’t dare post on social media

10. Draw reins are a gift from the horse gods.

9. I love my OTTB because that is all I can afford.

8. There should be a weight restriction for equestrians but fat shaming is more frowned upon than being fat.

7. My horse is a shit head but I always take the blame.

6. I can barely jump a cross rail but I KNOW when a rider should be given a Yellow Card for bad riding on cross-country at a five-star.

5. If I had more money, I would be number one.

4. Guys are better riders than girls… well, if you look at stats.

3. Barn gossip about disgraceful romantic affairs.

2. My horse bit its tongue and had a bloody mouth during a jump school… #WasntMyFault

1. Living the dream nightmare…who are we kidding?

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