Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons to fire your coach pronto

 

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Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”

 

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons to fire your coach pronto

The following reasons are fictional and do not depict any actual person or event.

10. She starts telling you about her marriage problems when you are tacking up your horse.

9. He farts in the barn more than your horse.

8. She asks you to babysit her feral children. Awkward, because you can’t stand the little bastards.

7. He misses your warm-ups at shows because he’s too hungover.

6. You buy her a good bag of weed for her birthday and she doesn’t even share it.

 


 

5. His solution to every problem is to buy a new horse… from him.

4. He proposes to you in the tack room while his wife is mucking stalls. (Be careful about these types because they will even follow you to another country when you try to get away.)

3. She steals your owners.

2. He keeps ‘sexting’ your dad.

1. Her kid runs through the show ring naked then stops and poops in the corner. She asks you to scoop it up when you pick the ring after your horse.

 

WE REITERATE:
The following reasons are fictional and do not depict any actual person or event.

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