Tuesday’s Top 10 – Classic excuses for getting your butt kicked at a horse show

 

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Perfect excuses for getting your butt kicked at a horse show

10. I would have won if my horse didn’t pull five rails.

9. My groom forgot my lucky whip.

8. If I could ride my dressage test in draw reins he would have been perfect.

7. ‘If Oliver Townend didn’t show up’ – Every American at Land Rover

6. I had it in the bag but my horse stopped.

 

 

5. That fucking cameraman spooked my horse.

4. Had the ribbon and I failed the drug test.

3. My coach ruined my warm-up.

2. That dressage judge has shit for brains.

1. Damn, if I would have gone to that show I could have easily won.

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