Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons horses are better than husbands

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons horses are better than husbands

10. Your horse doesn’t grumble when you purchase new tack.

9. Your horse only passes gas in the barn or outside.

8. Your horse will never leave you for your groom.

7. Your horse never comments on your weight.

6. Your horse doesn’t bitch about what you serve it for dinner.



5. Your horse doesn’t get drunk and embarrass you at competitors’ parties.

4. Your horse doesn’t have a conniption when you buy another horse.

3. Your horse is always game to accompany you to a show.

2. Your horse doesn’t hold a grudge if you whip it.

1. Selling your horse is easier than filing for a divorce.

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