Tuesday’s Top 10 – Animals we would be better off riding than horses

 

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Animals we would be better off riding than horses

10. Elephants – Much smarter than your average horse.

9. Ostriches – Have you ever seen an ostrich buck someone off?

8. Pigs – If you get sick of your pig mount, there will always be bacon.

7. Dolphins – Who wouldn’t want to ride a dolphin?

6. Giraffes – Riders would have a valid excuse for their mounts never going ‘on the bit’.

 


 

5. Donkeys – Those things never go lame.

4. Dogs – At least they come when they are called.

3. Camels – Perfect for long romantic rides through the desert.

2. Tigers – No one would dare say that riding tigers isn’t a badass sport.

1. Unicorns – Because deep down we all wish our horse was actually a real-life unicorn.

 

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