Today’s Top 10 – Things equestrians won’t dare post on social media

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Today’s Top 10 – Things equestrians won’t dare post on social media

10. I’m happy Michael Jung didn’t go to this year’s WEG because I was getting bored of him winning everything.

9. I love my OTTB because that is all I can afford and it pisses me off I am so damn poor.

8. There should be a weight restriction for equestrians but fat shaming is more frowned upon than being fat.

7. My horse is a shit head but I always take the blame.

6. Yellow cards should be handed out at the Royal Indoor Eventing for bad riding.

5. If I had more money, I would be number one.

4. Guys are better riders than girls… stats prove it.

3. Barn gossip about disgraceful romantic affairs.

2. My horse bit its tongue and had a bloody mouth during a jump school… #WasntMyFault

1. Living the dream nightmare…who are we kidding?

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