Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can fire at equestrians you can’t stand

 

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Insults you can fire at equestrians you can’t stand

10. Sitting trot? Looks more like a sit and flop.

9. You miss distances so badly there’s a rumour circulating that you’re legally blind.

8. You’re getting a little big for your breeches… Literally.

7. You should save a horse and ride a cowboy.

6. Pretty sure my Jack Russell could outride you.

 

 

5. Have you ever considered taking up competitive knitting?

4. You couldn’t even win a lead line class on Valegro.

3. Maybe if you spent less time on horse forums and more time in the saddle you’d be capable of jumping a cross rail.

2. Can you even ride a carousel horse?

1. You couldn’t even ride your way out of a wet paper bag.

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