Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick equestrians

10. Sorry about your injury and that you haven’t thought of a more bad ass backstory for it.

9. I know that you are horribly sick, but remember that I’ll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery… on Facebook.

8. Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of your riding again.

7. I hope you recover from the mysterious ailment that only affects you when the hay truck arrives.

6. It is a well-known fact that 50% of surgeons graduate in the bottom half. Good luck!

 


 

5. That sucks that your doctor cannot determine if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. Hang in there.

4. I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don’t make you as rambling and incoherent as Donald Trump.

3. You look so bad when you are sick. I wish you a quick recovery so I can stand looking at you again.

2. It was brave of you to come to the barn with the flu and spread it. Thanks, asshole.

1. Take your time recovering, there is another World Equestrian Games in four years. I got this one covered for you.

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