Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about during lengthy trailer rides

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about during lengthy trailer rides

10. Bitch, my hay net is already empty.

9. Maybe I can paw my way out of this boring box.

8. I wouldn’t have guessed that it’s possible, but your driving is even worse than your riding…

7. Why is there no freaking A/C in here? This is no way for an athlete to travel!

6. So you let your dogs out of the truck to go pee but expect me to go in here? Do you think I’m some sort of savage?!

 

 

5. I’m going to go on a drinking strike to show you how much I hate traveling.

4. This drive is sooo long I think I might die of boredom. Or thirst…

3. Do you think that I can kick the back wall out and escape that way?

2. I’m not falling for the grain bucket trick next time, I’ll be staying at the farm.

1. You added an extra 20 minutes to our trek, to get yourself McDonald’s french fries that you definitely don’t need and didn’t have the decency to get me some apple slices while you were at it… Consider yourself bucked off in tomorrow’s warm-up!

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