Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Hilarious headlines that would be too good to be true

Michael Jung reppin' for his new nation...

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Researchers discover useful information on Equestrian Canada’s website. 9. An American wins the Rolex Kentucky CCI4*. 8. Marilyn Little lands huge sponsorship deal with a bit-less bridle company. 7. Punk’d! FEI announces Olympic format changes were a joke. 6. Buck and Kyle sign million dollar syndication deal with…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Online courses every Eventer NEEDS to take

Sable-James-Sly-Computer

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. “How to dress for the soup kitchen – so you cannot be identified as a rider.” 9. “The big choice: Health or disability insurance when you can only afford one.” 8. “How to marry rich.” Includes the bonus course – “Coping strategies when your rich…

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Today’s Top 10 – New Year’s resolutions your horse is aiming for

Yawning horse

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I’ll gallop full throttle on cross-country so we never have time faults again. 9. I vow to become a better jumper. I’m going to practice all day hopping out of my paddock. 8. You seem kind of nervous about ditches so I won’t jump them anymore. 7….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things riders think on cross-country

XC fall in water

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”     10. Jump judge, your chair is on my line… You better duck! 9. I need to start exercising, I can’t breathe and it is only fence 11! 8. I’m getting run off with! 7. Sh*t… Where is my next fence? 6. Lost my stirrup… Argh……

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Working student fantasies

Muck the stall and quit day dreaming!

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I start getting paid. 9. Ace will be an allowed substance so I can pull tails and manes without a battle. 8. She finally noticed how great of a rider I am and now my only job is to jump the horses. 7. All the horses quit shitting in…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons my rider is on the ground

"I swear this is not my fault dad!"

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. The bitch spurred me too hard. 9. Circles are boring, I like to dance on two legs. 8. Rumour has it she was riding a mechanical bull at a bar on the weekend, wanted to see if it was true. 7. For a split second…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Stupidest Christmas gifts for eventers

Pretty Woman Opening Christmas Presents

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Pajamas – “What would I need these for when my horse needs a new blanket?” 9. Keith Urban concert tickets – “These are not for Rolex…” 8. Longines watch – “This is useless; the face is too small for me to read on cross-country.” 7. Godiva chocolates – “Yuck! My horse prefers candy…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Thoughts your horse has during dressage

"I'm bored. Is it cross-country time yet?"

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I bet I can do this dressage test so fast that we’ll set a world record. 9. All these circles are making me dizzy. 8. Don’t worry I can easily clear that tiny white fence! Oh wait, you don’t want me jumping that? 7. Going on…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Eventing rule changes that would rock the sport

Want this horse? Catch it and its yours!

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. If you believe a dressage judge scored your test unfairly, you can arm wrestle them for a better score. If you win, you get 10 penalties off your score, if you lose, 20 penalty points get added to your score. 9. At horse inspections, all…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Eventing headlines that have yet to happen in 2016

Nothing says sorry more than a great big cheque!

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Michael Jung is so bored with winning, he announces that he will never ride with stirrups again so he can once again feel challenged. 9. David O’Connor demands Mark Phillips is hired as assistant coach to help him finish a team at…

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