Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about winter in the North

Never lick the metal gate.  Photo credit to Ksuksa/Bigstock.com.

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   We are well into February and Northern horses have been having sharing some shocking concerns about surviving winter. After combing through thousands of emails from complaining horses, these ten really stood out… Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about winter in the North 10. “Thank…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Why horses make better Valentines than humans

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Why horses make better Valentines than humans 10. Your horse doesn’t take any offence to having to sleep in the barn, while you get to stretch out on your king size bed. 9. Preparing a Valentine’s special dinner for your horse does…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Hilarious takeaways from the Wellington Eventing Showcase

Marilyn who?

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons we learned at the Wellington Eventing Showcase 10. Other riders need to spy on Doug Payne’s course walks so they can copy his sneaky shortcuts. 9. Buck Davidson proved on cross-country with Petite Flower that you can break the sound barrier on horseback. 8. Ryan Wood is going…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons you did not get invited to the Wellington Eventing Showcase

Boyd Martin and Blackfoot Mystery winning the 2016 Wellington Showcase.

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons you did not get invited to the Wellington Eventing Showcase 10. You obviously do not suck up to the right people. 9. Your invitation must be lost in the mail with your invite to Hogwarts. 8. You only support long-format Eventing and have made this…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Horse thoughts that will leave you speechless

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. When you pull my mane and tail, I fantasize about scalping you. 9. Sometimes I fake a limp because I have a crush on the vet. 8. I really do not give a rat’s ass when I pull down a rail; why does it bother you so…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Hilarious headlines that would be too good to be true

Michael Jung reppin' for his new nation...

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Researchers discover useful information on Equestrian Canada’s website. 9. An American wins the Rolex Kentucky CCI4*. 8. Marilyn Little lands huge sponsorship deal with a bit-less bridle company. 7. Punk’d! FEI announces Olympic format changes were a joke. 6. Buck and Kyle sign million dollar syndication deal with…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Online courses every Eventer NEEDS to take

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. “How to dress for the soup kitchen – so you cannot be identified as a rider.” 9. “The big choice: Health or disability insurance when you can only afford one.” 8. “How to marry rich.” Includes the bonus course – “Coping strategies when your rich…

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Today’s Top 10 – New Year’s resolutions your horse is aiming for

Yawning horse

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I’ll gallop full throttle on cross-country so we never have time faults again. 9. I vow to become a better jumper. I’m going to practice all day hopping out of my paddock. 8. You seem kind of nervous about ditches so I won’t jump them anymore. 7….

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things riders think on cross-country

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”     10. Jump judge, your chair is on my line… You better duck! 9. I need to start exercising, I can’t breathe and it is only fence 11! 8. I’m getting run off with! 7. Sh*t… Where is my next fence? 6. Lost my stirrup… Argh……

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Working student fantasies

Muck the stall and quit day dreaming!

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. I start getting paid. 9. Ace will be an allowed substance so I can pull tails and manes without a battle. 8. She finally noticed how great of a rider I am and now my only job is to jump the horses. 7. All the horses quit shitting in…

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