Category Archives: Tuesday’s Top 10

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Short rider problems

When you finally get a photo with your idol and all the photographer gets is your cap.

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 -Short rider problems 10. You need a custom mounting block. Twice the standard height. 9. The tails on your coat always get dirty… from dragging on the ground. 8. When a group rider photo is taken, only your helmet is visible. 7. Your dressage whip is taller than you. 6. Finding…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons most riders are single

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 - Reasons most riders are single 10. Manure is not a sexy fragrance. 9. Your whip and spurs scare potential lovers off. 8. You once suggested to your boyfriend that you could help him lose weight by lunging him. 7. Clucking in the bedroom is considered rude. 6. Your last partner gave…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your dog really thinks about your horse

"You can't catch me!!! You can't catch me!"

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 - Things your dog really thinks about your horse 10. What kind of stupid animal does not even know its name? 9. It’s allowed to shit in the barn, but when I do it, I get scolded… 8. Why does it get treats without having to…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick Eventers

You can't keep an Eventer out of the saddle for long!

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Funny get well messages for broken and sick Eventers 10. Sorry about your injury and that you haven’t thought of a more bad ass backstory for it. 9. I know that you are horribly sick, but remember that I’ll always be there…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about winter in the North

Never lick the metal gate.  Photo credit to Ksuksa/Bigstock.com.

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   We are well into February and Northern horses have been having sharing some shocking concerns about surviving winter. After combing through thousands of emails from complaining horses, these ten really stood out… Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things your horse thinks about winter in the North 10. “Thank…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Why horses make better Valentines than humans

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  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Why horses make better Valentines than humans 10. Your horse doesn’t take any offence to having to sleep in the barn, while you get to stretch out on your king size bed. 9. Preparing a Valentine’s special dinner for your horse does…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Hilarious takeaways from the Wellington Eventing Showcase

Marilyn who?

WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Lessons we learned at the Wellington Eventing Showcase 10. Other riders need to spy on Doug Payne’s course walks so they can copy his sneaky shortcuts. 9. Buck Davidson proved on cross-country with Petite Flower that you can break the sound barrier on horseback. 8. Ryan Wood is going…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons you did not get invited to the Wellington Eventing Showcase

Boyd Martin and Blackfoot Mystery winning the 2016 Wellington Showcase.

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   Tuesday’s Top 10 – Reasons you did not get invited to the Wellington Eventing Showcase 10. You obviously do not suck up to the right people. 9. Your invitation must be lost in the mail with your invite to Hogwarts. 8. You only support long-format Eventing and have made this…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Horse thoughts that will leave you speechless

closeup of a horse head with detail on the eye and on rider hand. harnessed horse being lead

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. When you pull my mane and tail, I fantasize about scalping you. 9. Sometimes I fake a limp because I have a crush on the vet. 8. I really do not give a rat’s ass when I pull down a rail; why does it bother you so…

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Tuesday’s Top 10 – Hilarious headlines that would be too good to be true

Michael Jung reppin' for his new nation...

  WARNING: Only read if you have a sense of humour Check in for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits. Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”   10. Researchers discover useful information on Equestrian Canada’s website. 9. An American wins the Rolex Kentucky CCI4*. 8. Marilyn Little lands huge sponsorship deal with a bit-less bridle company. 7. Punk’d! FEI announces Olympic format changes were a joke. 6. Buck and Kyle sign million dollar syndication deal with…

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