Tuesday’s Top 10 – Online courses every Eventer NEEDS to take

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Check in every Tuesday for our Top 10 list that could feature just about anyone or anything related to Eventing. No rider, owner, coach, or nation is off limits.

Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”

 

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Online courses every Eventer NEEDS to take

10. “How to dress for the soup kitchen – so you cannot be identified as a rider.”

9. “The big choice: Health or disability insurance when you can only afford one.”

8. “How to marry rich.” Includes the bonus course – “Coping strategies when your rich spouse is ugly”.

7. “Ways to sneak your dog into a hotel room to avoid extra pet charges.”

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6. “Dealing with disappointment day in, day out.”

5. “25 recipes using only ingredients from The Dollar Tree.”

4. “Become a farrier, equine masseuse, equine dentist and truck mechanic in six months.”

3. “How to set up a Go Fund Me page that will bring in $10,000 a day – guaranteed.”

2. “How to rob a bank with a riding crop and not get caught.”

1. “How to fake a smile and graciously congratulate the Bucks, Boyds and Phillips on their new rides… again.

 

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