Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things riders think on cross-country

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Remember: “Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.”

 

Tuesday’s Top 10 – Things riders think on cross-country

 

10. Jump judge, your chair is on my line… You better duck!

9. I need to start exercising, I can’t breathe and it is only fence 11!

8. I’m getting run off with!

7. Sh*t… Where is my next fence?

6. Lost my stirrup… Argh… Won’t skip “No Stirrup November” this year.

 

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5. Definitely need a stronger bit.

4. I’m so thirsty, if I fall in the water I don’t even care.

3. This is gonna hurt!

2. As if I’m paying to do this…

1. I swallowed a fly, perhaps I’ll die.

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